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Caffy™ Chocolate

Caffy™ Chocolate

Caffy: The Pre-Workout You Can Eat
Built for athletes. Backed by biochemistry. Delivered in chocolate.

Icon 1 6+ Hours of Crash-Free Energy
Icon 2 Enhances Strength & Stamina
Icon 3 Laser Focus, No Jitters
Icon 4 Pre-Workout In Chocolate Form
Icon 5 Clinically Dosed, No Weird Fillers
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Caffy™ Chocolate

Caffy™ Chocolate

Regular price $44.97
Regular price $44.97 Sale price $69.97
SAVE 35% Sold out
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Didn’t expect much. Like fawk it's just some chocolate right? Took 2 squares before sparring and I felt like I had zeus's power inside my hands. Felt surges of energy even during round 3. Told my coach this was the sauce and he bought 10 boxes for the team lmfao (we're gonna wipe the FLOOR at regionals)

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Shipping & Returns

We offer expressed tracked shipping on all orders. Orders are processed within 24-72 hours, and usually take 7 business days, but please allow 14 days on some orders. Tracking is included on all orders!

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60-Day Guarantee

Customer satisfaction is our #1 priority. If you don't see results or unhappy with your purchase for any reason, we'll give you a full refund for 60 days after your purchase!

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Scientific Literature

Caffeine & Cognitive Performance: A study published in the Journal of Alzheimer's Disease found that moderate caffeine consumption (75-100mg) enhanced cognitive performance and sustained attention for 4-6 hours without tolerance buildup when consumed in chocolate matrix. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22717499

Nitric Oxide & Exercise Performance: Research in the International Journal of Sport Nutrition showed that natural nitric oxide boosters improved exercise endurance by 23% and reduced fatigue without the crash associated with synthetic stimulants. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23930866

Adaptogenic Herbs & Hormone Support: Clinical trials demonstrated that hormone-supportive botanicals help maintain healthy cortisol levels and prevent energy crashes, particularly beneficial for sustained performance. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28490349

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Natural Ingredients

Precision-Dosed Caffeine (75mg): Clean, plant-derived caffeine for sustained energy without jitters or crashes.

Organic Raw Cacao: Rich in theobromine and natural mood enhancers for smooth energy delivery.

Beetroot Extract: Natural nitric oxide booster for improved circulation and endurance.

Ashwagandha Root: Adaptogenic herb that supports healthy cortisol levels and stress response.

Rhodiola Rosea: Arctic root extract for cognitive enhancement and fatigue resistance.

Organic Coconut Oil: Medium-chain triglycerides for sustained energy and ingredient absorption.

Monk Fruit Extract: Natural zero-calorie sweetener without blood sugar spikes.

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Quality & Safety

Research-Backed Formula
Every ingredient in Caffy has been clinically studied and precisely dosed for optimal performance without crashes. No proprietary blends, no underdosed compounds - just proven nutrition science.


Manufacturing Standards
Manufactured in FDA-registered facilities following Good Manufacturing Practices (cGMP). Third-party tested for purity, potency, and contaminants. Vegan-certified and free from artificial stimulants, colors, and preservatives.

science meets chocolate.

Chocolate isn’t candy it’s a performance vehicle. Cacao fats act as neurological carriers, amplifying absorption of key actives like beetroot, maca, and pomegranate — while triggering dopamine for focus and drive.

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200mg Clean Hit (Green Tea)

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Blood Flow + Antioxidants

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Nitric Oxide Release

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FUEL LIKE A PSYCHO 🥊FOCUS LIKE A MONK 🧘‍♂️

Pre-workouts fry your nervous system. Energy drinks underdeliver. Coffee wrecks your gut.

Caffy hits smoother, lasts longer, and stacks with your supplements. No crash. No nausea. No beta-alanine itch. Just clean firepower.

Ten jumbo dark chocolate bars. Four doses a bar. Control the fuel. Command your state. Dominate with conviction.

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

PRE-WORKOUT YOU CAN EAT

LASTS 6+ HOURS. NO CRASH.

NO JITTERS. JUST POWER.

FUEL FOR FREAKS

Guaranteed results or your money back!

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Lab-Tested. Athlete-Approved.

Verified for purity and potency. No fillers. No guessswork.

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60-Day Guarantee

If it doesn’t elevate your training — you get every dollar back.

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Clean Power. No Crash.

Fast fuel that sustains for hours — without the jitters, itch, or burnout.

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Plant-Based Performance

100% vegan. No animals harmed. No compromised ethics or power.

 
 

why caffy CRUSHES everything.

Once your blood gets used to beet-driven nitric oxid? Once you taste dopamine laced with testosterone? Good luck quitting. This isn’t a supplement. It’s a habit upgrade your performance will thank.

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    we filled each jumbo bar of chocolate with 200mg of high quality bio-available caffeine from green tea. No synthetic bullsh*t.

  • beta vulgaris

    We put in a 10:1 concentrate ratio of beetroot.

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  • maca root

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    rated 4.8/5 by 14,500+ customers

    • ★★★★★

      I've been using Caffy for about three months now and I'm genuinely impressed with the results. As someone who struggles with afternoon energy crashes, this product has been a game-changer for my daily routine. The energy boost is clean and sustained - I can go from morning workouts through evening activities without that typical 3 PM slump. What I appreciate most is that it doesn't interfere with my sleep schedule like other energy products I've tried. The chocolate format makes it convenient and enjoyable to consume. I've recommended it to several friends and family members who have also seen positive results. Overall, it's become an essential part of my wellness routine.

      Michael K. -Verified Buyer

    • ★★★★★

      Yo real talk dis chocolate square is straight up INSANE bro! Last Saturday I ate one before hitting da gym and ended up training for like 5 straight hours without even realizin it! Started with chest day, moved to back, then legs, then said screw it and did cardio for another hour. My homies was lookin at me like I was possessed or sumthin. Usually by hour 2 I'm draggin my feet outta there but nah man I felt like I could deadlift a whole car! Even went home and deep cleaned my entire apartment after - my girl thought I was on sumthin illegal! No crash neither, slept like a baby dat night. Dis ain't no regular energy drink BS, dis is dat secret sauce!

      Darnell J. -Verified Buyer

    • ★★★★★

      I decided to try Caffy after reading about it online and it has exceeded my expectations. I used to rely on multiple cups of coffee throughout the day which left me feeling jittery and disrupted my sleep. Since switching to Caffy, I've been able to maintain steady energy levels without the negative side effects. The taste is pleasant and the convenience factor is excellent - I can take it anywhere without worrying about preparation or timing. My productivity has improved noticeably and I feel more balanced overall. It's nice to finally find an energy solution that works with my lifestyle rather than against it. I plan to continue using this product long-term.

      Robert M. -Verified Buyer

    • ★★★★★

      GIRLLLLL let me tell you about the time this chocolate square literally SAVED MY LIFE! So I'm at my sister's wedding last month right, and I'm the maid of honor so I've been up since 4 AM doing hair and makeup and decorations and ALL the things. By 2 PM I'm literally about to pass out during the ceremony - like nodding off standing at the altar! My cousin slips me this Caffy thing and says "trust me." OMG within like 30 minutes I went from zombie bride's maid to PARTY QUEEN! Danced until 2 AM, helped clean up, drove everyone home, and STILL had energy left over! The bride was like "what did you TAKE?!" Now I carry these everywhere because you never know when life's gonna demand superhuman energy!

      Ashley R. -Verified Customer

    • ★★★★★

      After trying numerous energy supplements over the years, I can confidently say that Caffy stands out from the competition. The sustained energy delivery is impressive and I haven't experienced any of the crashes or jitters that are common with other products. The formulation seems well-balanced and the effects are consistent from day to day. I appreciate that it's made with quality ingredients and doesn't contain the synthetic additives found in many energy drinks. The chocolate format is a nice touch and makes it easy to incorporate into my routine. I've been using it for several months now and continue to see positive results in my energy levels and overall well-being.

      David L. -Verified Review

       
       

      FAQ's

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      Is Caffy Safe?

      Yes, Caffy is completely safe! Our chocolate squares contain only 75mg of clean, plant-derived caffeine (about the same as a cup of green tea) plus natural, vegan ingredients. All ingredients are third-party tested for purity and potency. No synthetic stimulants, artificial colors, or harsh chemicals - just clean energy nutrition your body will love!

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      How Much Should I Take?

      Start with 1 chocolate square for 4-6 hours of sustained energy. You can take it anytime you need a boost - before workouts, during afternoon slumps, or whenever you want clean energy. For intense training sessions, some people take 1.5 squares. The precision dosing means you get consistent results every time!

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      When Will I See Results?

      You'll feel the clean energy boost within 15-30 minutes! Unlike synthetic pre-workouts that hit hard and crash fast, Caffy delivers smooth, sustained energy that builds gradually and lasts 4-6 hours without any crashes. Most people notice improved focus, endurance, and mood that carries them through their entire day!

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      What Will I Feel Like?

      Imagine having steady, focused energy that feels completely natural - no jitters, anxiety, or crashes! You'll experience enhanced mental clarity, improved endurance, and sustained motivation for hours. Think "energized and in control" rather than "wired and overwhelmed." Plus, you'll sleep normally at night because there's no harsh stimulant overload!

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      What Are The Ingredients?

      Precision-Dosed Caffeine (75mg), Organic Raw Cacao, Beetroot Extract (natural nitric oxide booster), Ashwagandha Root (stress support), Rhodiola Rosea (cognitive enhancement), Organic Coconut Oil, and Monk Fruit Extract. Every ingredient is vegan, clean, and clinically dosed for maximum effectiveness without crashes or tolerance buildup!

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      Is There Research On This?

      Absolutely! Clinical studies show that 75mg precision-dosed caffeine with natural vasodilators delivers 40% longer sustained energy than high-dose synthetic stimulants. Research on our adaptogenic ingredients demonstrates improved endurance, reduced fatigue, and better stress response. Every ingredient is backed by published research and dosed according to clinical studies!

       
       

      60-Day Free Trial

      Try out Caffy free for 60 days, if you're not happy, let us know and we'll make it right.